Getting Down with Weeds
First appeared in GreenPrints.
Gardener needed to tend a one-acre perennial garden,
the bulletin board notice read. I called, showed up
and got my first job. Soon more came.
I loved the work. No memos, staff meetings, master plans,
just physical tasks, which promised perspiration
and exhaustion more satisfying than health-club workouts.
Instead of Brooks Brothers’ suits, I wore thrift-store clothes.
I found my middle-aged body could hoist mulch, dig holes,
transplant and plant whole gardens, and most of all, pull—
bindweed, chickweed, duckweed, horsetail,
goutweed, jewelweed, jimsonweed, nutsedge,
knotweed, milkweed, pepperweed, plantain.
Nothing was more satisfying
than getting down on hands and knees
and doing due diligence with—
pigweed, pokeweed, ragweed, goosegrass,
smartweed, snakeweed, snapweed, quackgrass,
wartweed, witchweed, wormweed, nightshade.
There’s No Business Like Show Business*
It must have been a Saturday summer evening when my childhood friend and comrade-in-mischief stopped by my home to announce there was a big lawn party going on in the neighborhood and why didn’t we go over and have a look. Rumor had it there would be famous people there, especially since it was the home where Paul Newman had grown up. So I tagged along. We made our way through several yards, stirring up an occasional barking dog, while I recalled the Halloween past when my friend and I had been caught by Mr. Newman in the act of soaping up the Newman’s living room windows. Fortunately it was Paul’s father who caught us and not Paul. But we got a scolding and were forced to wash the soap off before he let us leave. As we approached the Newman’s back yard, we saw a big awning overhead and a high wooden fence that enclosed the entire yard, so we hunched down and squinted through the knot holes, and saw a large crowd of guests standing around sipping summer drinks. And amid them stood a young Paul Newman, just back home to Cleveland after a successful start to his acting career. He was dressed up as a waiter and delivering cocktails to the guests on a tray, which he balanced in one hand. We could hear the tinkling of glasses and the sweet sounds of an orchestra on the terrace. We’d never seen anything like this in our ten years, and to think we almost blew it when we soaped the Newman’s windows. Then suddenly the orchestra stopped playing, and Paul Newman shushed the crowd and announced in his best master-of-ceremonies-voice: “We have a special treat for all you folks.” My friend and I squinted harder through those peep holes to see if we could see who it was, as he continued his announcement: “Ethel Merman, the first lady of the musical theater, has seen fit to honor us tonight.” And then the great lady of song appeared on the terrace, raised her arms in the air and began to sing in that booming voice of hers, “There’s No Business Like Show Business.” And I swear, as she belted it out, every dog in the neighborhood started howling.
* Song by Irving Berlin from the musical, “Annie Get Your Gun”.
In Search of Real Eggs
Also appeared in Hiram Poetry Review.
A visitor, residing downtown at a Hampton Inn,
I pass on the complimentary breakfast
to walk Cleveland’s streets in search of real eggs.
Every place is coffee-to-go in Styrofoam.
At Au Bon Pain, I ask for scrambled eggs.
The server looks at me as if my skin is purple and says,
We only serve pre-cooked patties with beef.
I imagine bacon sizzling on an old grill, the chef
in greasy apron, his back to the counter,
flipping flapjacks. I sit on padded stool
midst coffee fumes and customers.
Our orders touch down before us like airplanes.
At a natural foods place on Euclid,
the waitress has arms sculpted like Wonder
Woman—her biceps toned, real shoulder
mounds, not too much bulk. She says to me,
We have four kinds of healthy wraps with egg whites.
She rattles off the choices—sprouts and low-fat
cheese, fake meat, dill and tofu, or plain.
I continue to stare at her arms while I order just plain.
My Sweet Darmera
I met Darmera peltata in the White Flower Farm catalogue:
Native to northern California, its thick rhizomes
produce dramatic mounds of broad, round, lobed
leaves that resemble umbrellas turned inside out
by a stiff gust of wind. In fall, they turn a spectacular
shade of red. Can grow in full sun if its feet stay wet.
All day she roams barefoot,
a farm girl with sturdy legs
who doesn’t mind the mud between her toes.
Gathers armloads of hyssop and thyme.
Carries pails full of warm milk
from the barn to the butter churn.
Bits of hay stalks cling to her hair,
which I brush aside when we lie down at night.
Copyright 2016 William Hengst. All rights reserved.